:17:02
Funny, it didn't seem that painful
when you did it to the horse.
:17:06
Sir...
:17:07
...Mr. Ventura has an affinity for animals.
:17:12
Shall we?
:17:14
Shalln't we?
:17:18
Tell me, Mr. Ventura...
:17:20
...just how good are you?
:17:23
You're a workaholic.
:17:25
You recently returned from a trip to Gotan,
in Northern Africa...
:17:28
...and you just took a nasty spill
because of some...
:17:32
...shoddy masonry work.
:17:34
Very impressive.
:17:37
May I ask how?
:17:38
Surely.
:17:42
The abrasion on your hand is the type
sustained in a three-to-five foot fall.
:17:46
The remnants of plaster on your shoe
pointed to a careless mason.
:17:49
Your new watch, a quality forgery, was...
:17:51
...most likely purchased through
the North African black market!
:17:57
And my work habits?
:17:59
A workaholic.
:18:01
The urine stain on your pants...
:18:02
...would signify that you're a single-shaker!
:18:05
Far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.
:18:07
Brilliant, Mr. Ventura!
:18:08
Simply brilliant!
:18:09
Spank you!
:18:11
Spank you, very much!
:18:16
We've been coexisting quite nicely
with the native cultures...
:18:19
...for the past 200 years.
They're almost like family at this point.
:18:23
Are they?
:18:24
It is imperative that we recover
the sacred animal.
:18:27
If not, the peaceable Wachati
will be obliterated.
:18:31
The Wachootoo are bloodthirsty.
:18:33
They consider it's disappearance
both an insult and a curse.
:18:44
Do I have something in my teeth?
:18:47
Cadby!
:18:48
Lovely brunch, I must say.
:18:52
Quinn!
:18:53
I'd like you to meet Ace Ventura.
:18:56
This is Burton Quinn. He owns
and operates Quinnland Safari Park.