:18:01
The urine stain on your pants...
:18:02
...would signify that you're a single-shaker!
:18:05
Far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.
:18:07
Brilliant, Mr. Ventura!
:18:08
Simply brilliant!
:18:09
Spank you!
:18:11
Spank you, very much!
:18:16
We've been coexisting quite nicely
with the native cultures...
:18:19
...for the past 200 years.
They're almost like family at this point.
:18:23
Are they?
:18:24
It is imperative that we recover
the sacred animal.
:18:27
If not, the peaceable Wachati
will be obliterated.
:18:31
The Wachootoo are bloodthirsty.
:18:33
They consider it's disappearance
both an insult and a curse.
:18:44
Do I have something in my teeth?
:18:47
Cadby!
:18:48
Lovely brunch, I must say.
:18:52
Quinn!
:18:53
I'd like you to meet Ace Ventura.
:18:56
This is Burton Quinn. He owns
and operates Quinnland Safari Park.
:19:00
Most call me Quinn.
:19:03
Say hello, Tinky.
:19:05
Pleasure, Tinky.
:19:06
Corvus corax. Common raven.
Smartest of all birds.
:19:09
Rare in these parts.
:19:16
Excuse me.
:19:23
That's quite a wrap you're wearing.
:19:25
Perhaps I could get you
some fluffy new slippers...
:19:27
...made from the heads of innocent
and defenseless baby seals!
:19:31
Who is this ghastly man?
:19:34
Ace Ventura, Pet Detective.
:19:37
You must be...
:19:38
...the Monopoly Guy!
:19:42
Thanks for the free parking.
:19:45
Another activist, Maguire.
:19:48
Activist, yes.
:19:51
Activist, yes.
:19:56
Mr. Ventura...
:19:58
...there's nothing wrong
with enjoying the fruits of nature.