Billy Madison
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:05:06
Leg.
:05:10
Billy! You shouldn't pull that crap in front
of your father's business associates.

:05:15
Now you get yourself upstairs
and get ready. Dinner's in 15 minutes.

:05:19
- Yeah, yeah.
- Don't ''yeah, yeah'' me, boy.

:05:21
This is a very important dinner.
You best be there.

:05:25
I will. Thank you, Juanita.
:05:29
You gotta dress yourself up
and look nice, too.

:05:32
Oh, that boy's a fine
piece of work all right.

:05:37
He's a fine piece of ass though, too.
:05:47
Where the hell is he? I'm starvin'.
:05:50
I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car.
You should've had some.

:05:54
If you'd told me
there were Triscuit crackers,...

:05:57
- ..I could've enjoyed them with you.
- I'm sorry.

:06:00
Sorry doesn't put the Triscuit crackers
in my stomach, does it, Carl?

:06:04
Gentlemen?
I'm sorry to have kept you waiting.

:06:08
Have you all met?
Eric Gordon, my executive vice president.

:06:13
And our operations manager Carl Alphonse.
Sit down, gentlemen, sit down.

:06:18
Beautiful table.
:06:20
Good seeing you, sir.
:06:25
Where's Billy?
:06:29
Juanita said he'd be down
in a few minutes.

:06:32
I'm sure you'll all be very impressed.
:06:35
Shampoo is better.
I go on first and clean the hair.

:06:40
Conditioner is better.
:06:42
I leave the hair silky and smooth.
:06:46
Oh, really, fool? Really!
:06:52
Stop looking at me, swan.

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