Billy Madison
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:06:00
Sorry doesn't put the Triscuit crackers
in my stomach, does it, Carl?

:06:04
Gentlemen?
I'm sorry to have kept you waiting.

:06:08
Have you all met?
Eric Gordon, my executive vice president.

:06:13
And our operations manager Carl Alphonse.
Sit down, gentlemen, sit down.

:06:18
Beautiful table.
:06:20
Good seeing you, sir.
:06:25
Where's Billy?
:06:29
Juanita said he'd be down
in a few minutes.

:06:32
I'm sure you'll all be very impressed.
:06:35
Shampoo is better.
I go on first and clean the hair.

:06:40
Conditioner is better.
:06:42
I leave the hair silky and smooth.
:06:46
Oh, really, fool? Really!
:06:52
Stop looking at me, swan.
:07:06
(slurps )
:07:20
- Hey, Carl, what's up?
- Nothing much, Billy.

:07:22
- I see you got a little sun today.
- You think so?

:07:25
- I fell asleep by the pool for a few hours.
- Did you fall asleep or did you pass out?

:07:32
Shut up!
:07:34
That's enough, Billy. Because you took
your sweet-ass time coming down here,...

:07:39
..these gentlemen will miss their flights.
:07:41
Well, this guy can stay in my room,
I'll tell you that much.

:07:52
Billy? Eat your soup.
:07:55
It's good soup.
:07:58
Gentlemen, I can't thank you enough
for coming this evening.


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