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Quiet.
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OK, so let's all open up
our Reading is Fun books to page 69.
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69!
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Class, say hello to Billy Madison.
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Hello, Billy Madison.
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Billy is a nuisance.
He will be gone in two weeks.
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I apologise for this inconvenience.
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- Jeez! What's up her butt?
- What was that, Billy?
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I said ''Reading is good.''
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Can we start the story now?
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Dan, you may begin.
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''O... o... once...
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..th... th... there w... was...
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..a g... g... girl...
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..who w...''
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- He can't even read.
- Cut it out, dude.
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You're gonna get us in trouble.
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''..p... p... p... p...''
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T... t... t... today, junior!
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Ow! You're tearing my ear off!
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Making fun of a kid for trying to read.
Are you psycho? Do you not have a soul?
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I'm sorry. I can't hear you.
I've been physically abused in the ear.
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Keep your mouth shut for the next two
weeks or I'm gonna fail you. End of story.
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I see your lips movin', but I can't
make out your words. I'm deaf.
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Oh, Veronica Vaughn. So hot.
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Want to touch the heinie.
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(howls )
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So that girlie I've been chasin'?
Turns out she's my third-grade teacher.
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First thing she does
is kick me out of her class.
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Maybe she feels she has
to make an example of you.
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- Or she's got somethin' up her ass.
- That's what I said.
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- Poor Billy.
- I'm so depressed.
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- Want me to take my shirt off for you?
- No, thank you.