:33:10
Ow! You're tearing my ear off!
:33:13
Making fun of a kid for trying to read.
Are you psycho? Do you not have a soul?
:33:18
I'm sorry. I can't hear you.
I've been physically abused in the ear.
:33:22
Keep your mouth shut for the next two
weeks or I'm gonna fail you. End of story.
:33:27
I see your lips movin', but I can't
make out your words. I'm deaf.
:33:33
Oh, Veronica Vaughn. So hot.
:33:37
Want to touch the heinie.
:33:39
(howls )
:33:41
So that girlie I've been chasin'?
Turns out she's my third-grade teacher.
:33:45
First thing she does
is kick me out of her class.
:33:48
Maybe she feels she has
to make an example of you.
:33:51
- Or she's got somethin' up her ass.
- That's what I said.
:33:54
- Poor Billy.
- I'm so depressed.
:33:57
- Want me to take my shirt off for you?
- No, thank you.
:34:00
OK, baby. But remember,
the offer is on the table.
:34:05
Oh, yes. Oh, my.
:34:09
Oh, God, yes.
:34:12
- Lordy.
- Billy Madison.
:34:14
Uh-huh?
:34:15
Would you like to try writing some words
in cursive on the blackboard today?
:34:20
OK. Sure.
:34:29
OK, how about the word ''dugout''?
:34:41
OK, good. How about ''bunt''?
:34:53
Bunt. B-u-n-t.
:34:56
In perfect cursive.
Any more brain-busters?