Billy Madison
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:41:08
Hey, I'm tryin' to score points with
the teacher today. Don't screw it up!

:41:12
I dare you to touch her boobs.
:41:15
Touch her boobs? That's assault, brother.
:41:23
Ya double-dare me?
:41:31
Miss Vaughn, how long till we get there?
:41:34
- I have to go to the bathroom.
- Probably about two minutes.

:41:39
Sorry about that.
Damn guy drives like an animal.

:41:43
That's all right, Billy.
Why don't you go back and sit down now?

:41:47
- OK.
- I double-dare you.

:41:49
Da... I... Accident...
:41:52
Mistake... Tit...
:41:54
- Go sit down now.
- Yes.

:41:57
(children giggle )
:42:04
Yeah, here we go again.
Another treat from the road.

:42:08
Grand, ripe banana.
Trick of the day. Great...

:42:16
(woman ) What is a horseshoe?
What does a horseshoe do?

:42:19
Are there any horse socks?
:42:22
Is anybody listening to me?
:42:24
Anyways, I am sorry about
what happened back there,...

:42:27
..but you have to admit,
I've been tryin' to be good lately.

:42:30
Well, you're not the first person
that's tried to grab my chest.

:42:34
I'm trying not to hold you to a higher
standard than the rest of the students.

:42:38
Although maybe I should.
You are, what, 50?

:42:40
No, but the other kids look up to me.
I don't want them to think I'm a coward.

:42:46
Don't worry about it. Next week you're
gonna have another teacher to annoy.

:42:51
I don't want to annoy another teacher,
Miss Vaughn. I want to annoy you.

:42:55
- Miss Vaughn!
- Somebody stole all our lunches.


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