Billy Madison
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:42:04
Yeah, here we go again.
Another treat from the road.

:42:08
Grand, ripe banana.
Trick of the day. Great...

:42:16
(woman ) What is a horseshoe?
What does a horseshoe do?

:42:19
Are there any horse socks?
:42:22
Is anybody listening to me?
:42:24
Anyways, I am sorry about
what happened back there,...

:42:27
..but you have to admit,
I've been tryin' to be good lately.

:42:30
Well, you're not the first person
that's tried to grab my chest.

:42:34
I'm trying not to hold you to a higher
standard than the rest of the students.

:42:38
Although maybe I should.
You are, what, 50?

:42:40
No, but the other kids look up to me.
I don't want them to think I'm a coward.

:42:46
Don't worry about it. Next week you're
gonna have another teacher to annoy.

:42:51
I don't want to annoy another teacher,
Miss Vaughn. I want to annoy you.

:42:55
- Miss Vaughn!
- Somebody stole all our lunches.

:43:00
Who would steal 30 bagged lunches?
:43:10
I'll tell you who took those lunches.
:43:13
That damn sasquatch.
:43:16
Well, I guess that's it.
OK, everybody! Back on the bus!

:43:21
- Hey, what's with Ernie?
- I don't know. I'll be right back.

:43:27
Hey, Ernie, what's up?
:43:30
Nothing.
:43:33
You fallen in love
with the wall or somethin'?

:43:37
- I had an accident.
- An accident. What does that mean?

:43:40
Ooh!
:43:42
Oh, I know. OK. Uh...
:43:48
Don't worry, buddy. You hang tight.
I'll be right back.

:43:59
Hey, look, everybody! Billy peed his pants!

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