Billy Madison
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:48:00
He would have done the same for me.
:48:03
So what's it like being back in school?
:48:06
I don't know. I kinda feel
like an idiot sometimes.

:48:09
Although I am an idiot,
so it kinda works out.

:48:13
Is it just you and your dad in here?
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Well, actually, no. There's Juanita,
and some maids and butlers and stuff.

:48:22
And people who work for my dad
are always stoppin' by.

:48:25
And my friends are always sleepin' over,
even when I didn't ask 'em to.

:48:29
- Sounds like a hotel.
- It kinda is. It can be distracting.

:48:33
That's why I moved out here.
:48:47
Wow.
:48:49
This is where I've been spending
most of my time lately.

:48:52
Not exactly roughing it, are you?
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Those are, uh...
They come with the tent, so...

:49:09
Oh, wow. A Tale of Two Cities.
I don't think we're up to that one yet.

:49:13
I can understand nine words
in that book now.

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So, it's, um... the last day of third grade.
:49:25
And you have the teacher,
alone, in your tent.

:49:30
What do you wanna do?
:49:33
Well, I can think of three things
I'd like to do.

:49:38
One would involve some ice cubes
and a nine-iron.

:49:43
- Two would include a buffalo.
- Really?

:49:47
Live or stuffed.
Preferably stuffed, for safety's sake.

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Three: we'd bring back
some of those ice cubes,...

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..but switch it over to a pitching wedge.
:49:59
How you guys doin'?

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