:49:00
Those are, uh...
They come with the tent, so...
:49:09
Oh, wow. A Tale of Two Cities.
I don't think we're up to that one yet.
:49:13
I can understand nine words
in that book now.
:49:20
So, it's, um... the last day of third grade.
:49:25
And you have the teacher,
alone, in your tent.
:49:30
What do you wanna do?
:49:33
Well, I can think of three things
I'd like to do.
:49:38
One would involve some ice cubes
and a nine-iron.
:49:43
- Two would include a buffalo.
- Really?
:49:47
Live or stuffed.
Preferably stuffed, for safety's sake.
:49:52
Three: we'd bring back
some of those ice cubes,...
:49:55
..but switch it over to a pitching wedge.
:49:59
How you guys doin'?
:50:03
Hey! Carl! Good to see you!
:50:10
This is Veronica, my teacher. That's Carl.
:50:12
Very pleased to meet you.
Bill, I think Eric is up to something.
:50:16
- Who's Eric?
- He works for my dad too.
:50:19
He gets the company if I screw up.
He's a douchebag.
:50:22
He made some menacing comments to me,
and then he did that little weasel laugh.
:50:27
- Yeah. How does that laugh go again?
- You know. (laughs )
:50:32
- Very good. It sounded just like him.
- Thanks.
:50:35
Well, I'm sure he's got
something up his sleeve.
:50:38
- Thanks, buddy.
- No problem.
:50:40
(~ 'ABC' by the Jackson 5)
:50:44
~ You went to school to learn, girl
:50:47
~ Things you never, never knew before...
:50:51
(teacher ) The most densely populated part
of the US is along the eastern seaboard.
:50:55
We're gonna talk about why that is
over the next few minutes.
:50:59
We all know what a census is, don't we?
That's like taking a census...