:04:01
They're like dogs.
:04:03
You have to clean them and feed them.
:04:05
They're just like
these nervous creatures
:04:06
that jump and slobber all over you.
:04:08
Ew! Get off of me!
:04:10
[Crash]
:04:11
Oh, as if!
:04:13
Should all oppressed people
be allowed refuge in America?
:04:18
Amber will take the con position.
:04:20
Cher will be pro.
:04:22
Cher, two minutes.
:04:24
So. O.K.
:04:27
Like, right now, for example,
:04:29
the Haiti-ans need to come to America.
:04:32
Some people are all,
:04:34
What about
the strain on our resources?
:04:36
Like, when I had this garden party
:04:38
for my father's birthday, right?
:04:39
I said RSVP because
it was a sit-down dinner.
:04:42
But people came that,
like, did not RSVP,
:04:45
so I was, like, totally buggin'.
:04:47
I had to haul ass to the kitchen,
:04:50
redistribute the food,
squish in extra place settings.
:04:53
By the end of the day,
:04:55
it was, like, the more the merrier.
:04:56
So if the government
could just get to the kitchen,
:04:59
rearrange some things,
:05:01
we could certainly
party with the Haiti-ans.
:05:04
May I remind you
that it does not say RSVP
:05:08
on the Statue of Liberty?
:05:10
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
:05:12
Thank you very much.
:05:13
[Applause]
:05:20
Amber, reply?
:05:22
Mr. Hall, how can I answer that?
:05:24
The topic is Haiti,
:05:25
and she's talking about
some little party.
:05:28
Hello! It was his 50th birthday.
:05:31
Whatever.
:05:32
If she doesn't do the assignment,
I can't do mine.
:05:36
Ladies.
:05:38
So, does anyone have
any further thoughts on Cher's oration?
:05:42
Elton, comments?
:05:44
Yeah, I can't find
my Cranberries CD.
:05:46
I got to go to the quad
before somebody snags it.
:05:48
I'm afraid I can't permit that.
:05:50
Any further insights?
:05:51
I have an insight, Mr. Hall.
:05:53
I'm all ears.
:05:54
O.K., like, the way I feel
about the Rolling Stones
:05:57
is the way my kids are going
to feel about Nine Inch Nails,