:05:01
we could certainly
party with the Haiti-ans.
:05:04
May I remind you
that it does not say RSVP
:05:08
on the Statue of Liberty?
:05:10
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
:05:12
Thank you very much.
:05:13
[Applause]
:05:20
Amber, reply?
:05:22
Mr. Hall, how can I answer that?
:05:24
The topic is Haiti,
:05:25
and she's talking about
some little party.
:05:28
Hello! It was his 50th birthday.
:05:31
Whatever.
:05:32
If she doesn't do the assignment,
I can't do mine.
:05:36
Ladies.
:05:38
So, does anyone have
any further thoughts on Cher's oration?
:05:42
Elton, comments?
:05:44
Yeah, I can't find
my Cranberries CD.
:05:46
I got to go to the quad
before somebody snags it.
:05:48
I'm afraid I can't permit that.
:05:50
Any further insights?
:05:51
I have an insight, Mr. Hall.
:05:53
I'm all ears.
:05:54
O.K., like, the way I feel
about the Rolling Stones
:05:57
is the way my kids are going
to feel about Nine Inch Nails,
:06:01
so I really shouldn't torment
my mom anymore, huh?
:06:04
Yes, well, it's a little
off the subject of Haiti,
:06:08
but tolerance is always a good lesson.
:06:11
Even when it comes out of nowhere.
:06:14
And with that in mind,
:06:16
I'm going to distribute
your report cards.
:06:19
Now, is there
a Christian Stovitz in this class?
:06:22
Mr. Hall, the buzz on Christian
:06:23
is that his parents have joint custody.
:06:25
He'll be spending
one semester in Chicago
:06:27
and one semester here.
:06:29
I think it is a travesty
of the legal profession.
:06:33
Thank you for that perspective, Cher.
:06:38
[Whimpering]
:06:40
Could all conversations
please come to a halt?
:06:48
And could the suicide attempts
:06:50
please be postponed
till the next period?
:06:55
Suddenly, a dark cloud
settled over first period.
:06:58
I got a C in Debate?