:10:05
I told my P.E. teacher
:10:07
an evil male had broken my heart.
:10:10
So she raised my C to a B.
:10:12
They're horrible! Don't feel bad!
:10:14
And they're all like this.
:10:17
Then I promised Miss Geist
:10:19
I'd start a letter-writing
campaign to my congressman
:10:22
about violations of the Clean Air Act.
:10:25
But Mr. Hall was totally rigid.
:10:29
He said my debates
were unresearched, unstructured,
:10:31
and unconvincing.
:10:33
As if!
:10:37
I felt impotent and out of control,
:10:40
which I really hate.
:10:41
I needed to find sanctuary
:10:43
in a place where
I could gather my thoughts
:10:46
and regain my strength.
:10:53
What's wrong?
:10:54
Are you suffering from
buyer's remorse or something?
:10:57
No. Nothing like that.
:10:58
We've been shopping all day,
:11:00
and I still don't know
what to do about Mr. Hall.
:11:03
I've tried everything
to convince him
:11:05
of my scholastic aptitude,
:11:06
but I was brutally rebuffed.
:11:09
He's a miserable little man
:11:11
who wants to make
everyone else miserable, too.
:11:13
Dee, that's it!
:11:15
We've got to figure out a way
:11:17
to make Mr. Hall sublimely happy.
:11:19
Here's the 411 on Mr. Hall...
:11:22
He's single, he's 47,
:11:24
and he earns minor ducats
at a thankless job.
:11:27
What that man needs
is a good, healthy boink fest.
:11:30
Unfortunately,
:11:32
there was a major
babe drought in my school.
:11:35
The evil trolls
from the math department
:11:38
were actually married.
:11:39
Ooh, Snickers.
:11:41
And in the grand tradition
of P.E. teachers,
:11:44
Ms. Stoeger seemed
to be same-sex oriented.
:11:47
Of course, there was always Miss Geist.
:11:51
Something told me
not to discount Miss Geist.
:11:57
Well, sure,
she has runs in her stockings,