:11:00
and I still don't know
what to do about Mr. Hall.
:11:03
I've tried everything
to convince him
:11:05
of my scholastic aptitude,
:11:06
but I was brutally rebuffed.
:11:09
He's a miserable little man
:11:11
who wants to make
everyone else miserable, too.
:11:13
Dee, that's it!
:11:15
We've got to figure out a way
:11:17
to make Mr. Hall sublimely happy.
:11:19
Here's the 411 on Mr. Hall...
:11:22
He's single, he's 47,
:11:24
and he earns minor ducats
at a thankless job.
:11:27
What that man needs
is a good, healthy boink fest.
:11:30
Unfortunately,
:11:32
there was a major
babe drought in my school.
:11:35
The evil trolls
from the math department
:11:38
were actually married.
:11:39
Ooh, Snickers.
:11:41
And in the grand tradition
of P.E. teachers,
:11:44
Ms. Stoeger seemed
to be same-sex oriented.
:11:47
Of course, there was always Miss Geist.
:11:51
Something told me
not to discount Miss Geist.
:11:57
Well, sure,
she has runs in her stockings,
:12:00
and her slip is always showing,
:12:01
and she has more lipstick
on her teeth than on her mouth.
:12:04
Popular uprisings from
estates to the general assembly!
:12:07
God, this woman is
screaming for a makeover.
:12:10
I'm her only hope.
:12:14
Rough winds do shake
the darling buds of May,
:12:17
but thy eternal summer
shall not fade."
:12:21
Did you write that?
:12:22
Tscha! It's a famous quote.
:12:24
From where?
:12:25
Cliffs Notes.
:12:30
[Miss Geist]
Run along. See you third period.
:12:33
Try to remember
to bring our textbooks.