:12:00
and her slip is always showing,
:12:01
and she has more lipstick
on her teeth than on her mouth.
:12:04
Popular uprisings from
estates to the general assembly!
:12:07
God, this woman is
screaming for a makeover.
:12:10
I'm her only hope.
:12:14
Rough winds do shake
the darling buds of May,
:12:17
but thy eternal summer
shall not fade."
:12:21
Did you write that?
:12:22
Tscha! It's a famous quote.
:12:24
From where?
:12:25
Cliffs Notes.
:12:30
[Miss Geist]
Run along. See you third period.
:12:33
Try to remember
to bring our textbooks.
:13:00
Oh, my God!
She actually looked happy.
:13:02
Classic!
:13:04
Paradoasm Banofshon...
16 tardies to work off.
:13:09
[Cursing In Foreign Language]
:13:12
Janet Hong... no tardies.
:13:16
Travis Birkenstock... 38 tardies.
:13:19
By far the most tardies in the class.
:13:21
Congratulations.
:13:27
This is so unexpected.
:13:29
I didn't even have a speech prepared.
:13:31
Uh, but I would like to say this.
:13:33
Tardiness is not something
you can do all on your own.
:13:36
Many, many people
contributed to my tardiness.
:13:38
Thanks to my parents for never
giving me a ride to school,
:13:42
the L.A. city bus driver for
taking a chance on an unknown kid,
:13:46
the wonderful crew at McDonald's
:13:48
for spending hours
making those Egg McMuffins,
:13:51
without which
I might never be tardy.
:13:58
If Mr. Birkenstock
has no political messages