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to include in his speech,
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I'll go on.
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Cher Horowitz... two tardies.
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I object!
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Do you recall the dates
of these alleged tardies?

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One was last Monday.
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Mr. Hall,
I was surfing the crimson wave.

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I had to haul ass to the ladies.
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I assume you are referring
to women's troubles,

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so I'll let that one slide.
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Thank you, Mr. Hall.
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Miss Geist was right about you.
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What do you mean?
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Well, she said that you were
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the only one in this school
with any intelligence.

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Cher, get in here.
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Yes, Daddy?
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Will you tell me
what the hell this is?

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A second notice for
three outstanding tickets.

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I don't remember
getting a first notice.

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The ticket is the first notice.
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I didn't know you could
get tickets without a license!

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Sure you can.
You can get tickets anytime.

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Well, not around here you can't.
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From this moment on,
you will not drive,

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sit, do anything in that Jeep
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without a supervised driver.
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No cruising around with Dionne.
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Two permits do not
equal a license.

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Do I make myself clear?
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Yes, Daddy.
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Cher, I expect you
to become a good driver.

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I will. I'm going to
practice real hard.

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O.K.
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A licensed driver
with nothing to do?

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Where would I find such a loser?
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Granola breath, you got
something on your chin.

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I'm growing a goatee.
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You don't want
to be the last one

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at the coffeehouse
without chin pubes.

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I enjoy these little chats of ours,
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but in the interest of saving time,
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just tell me what you want.
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O.K.
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So, actually, I have a permit,
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but Daddy says
I can't take the Jeep out

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without a licensed driver.
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Since you're not doing anything...
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What are the chances
of you shutting up

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till you get your way?
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Slim to none.
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Come on.

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