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sit, do anything in that Jeep
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without a supervised driver.
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No cruising around with Dionne.
:15:07
Two permits do not
equal a license.

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Do I make myself clear?
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Yes, Daddy.
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Cher, I expect you
to become a good driver.

:15:16
I will. I'm going to
practice real hard.

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O.K.
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A licensed driver
with nothing to do?

:15:24
Where would I find such a loser?
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Granola breath, you got
something on your chin.

:15:30
I'm growing a goatee.
:15:31
You don't want
to be the last one

:15:34
at the coffeehouse
without chin pubes.

:15:36
I enjoy these little chats of ours,
:15:38
but in the interest of saving time,
:15:40
just tell me what you want.
:15:42
O.K.
:15:44
So, actually, I have a permit,
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but Daddy says
I can't take the Jeep out

:15:50
without a licensed driver.
:15:51
Since you're not doing anything...
:15:53
What are the chances
of you shutting up

:15:55
till you get your way?
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Slim to none.
:15:58
Come on.
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Hey, James Bond.
:16:02
In America, we drive
on the right side of the road.

:16:05
I am. You try driving in platforms.
:16:08
I got to get back to school.
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Want to practice parking?
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What's the point?
Everywhere you go has valet.

:16:15
What class you going to?
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Actually, I'm going
to a Tree People meeting.

:16:20
We might get Marky Mark
to plant a celebrity tree.

:16:23
How fabulous.
:16:24
Getting Marky Mark to take time
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from his busy
pants-dropping schedule

:16:29
to plant trees.
:16:30
Why don't you hire a gardener?
:16:32
Maybe Marky Mark
wants to use his popularity

:16:35
for a good cause,
make a contribution.

:16:38
In case you've
never heard of that,

:16:41
a contribution is...
:16:43
I have donated
many Italian outfits to Lucy.

:16:45
As soon as I get my license,
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I fully intend
to brake for animals,

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and I have contributed many hours
:16:52
to helping two lonely teachers
find romance.

:16:55
Which I'll bet serves
your interests more than theirs.

:16:57
If I ever saw you do anything
that wasn't 90% selfish,


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