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:16:01
Hey, James Bond.
:16:02
In America, we drive
on the right side of the road.

:16:05
I am. You try driving in platforms.
:16:08
I got to get back to school.
:16:10
Want to practice parking?
:16:12
What's the point?
Everywhere you go has valet.

:16:15
What class you going to?
:16:17
Actually, I'm going
to a Tree People meeting.

:16:20
We might get Marky Mark
to plant a celebrity tree.

:16:23
How fabulous.
:16:24
Getting Marky Mark to take time
:16:27
from his busy
pants-dropping schedule

:16:29
to plant trees.
:16:30
Why don't you hire a gardener?
:16:32
Maybe Marky Mark
wants to use his popularity

:16:35
for a good cause,
make a contribution.

:16:38
In case you've
never heard of that,

:16:41
a contribution is...
:16:43
I have donated
many Italian outfits to Lucy.

:16:45
As soon as I get my license,
:16:48
I fully intend
to brake for animals,

:16:50
and I have contributed many hours
:16:52
to helping two lonely teachers
find romance.

:16:55
Which I'll bet serves
your interests more than theirs.

:16:57
If I ever saw you do anything
that wasn't 90% selfish,

:17:00
I'd die of shock.
:17:01
Oh, that would be
reason enough for me.

:17:08
Would you call me selfish?
:17:10
No. Not to your face.
:17:12
Really?
:17:14
Is Josh giving you shit
:17:16
because he's in
his postadolescent idealistic phase?

:17:18
Look, there's Mr. Hall.
:17:20
Mr. Hall! Mr. Hall!
:17:22
Um, do you drink coffee?
:17:24
Not from this cafeteria.
:17:26
Yes, under normal circumstances.
:17:28
I am such a retard.
:17:30
When I was packing Daddy's lunch,
:17:32
I gave him my lemon Snapple
:17:34
and took his sucky Italian roast.
:17:36
Do you want it?
:17:38
You sure you don't want it?
:17:40
Tscha! It might stunt my growth.
:17:42
I want to be 5'10
like Cindy Crawford.

:17:44
But I thought you or Miss Geist
might like it.

:17:46
Maybe you could share it.
:17:48
Well... thanks.
:17:50
Sure.
:17:55
- Miss Geist!
- Miss Geist!

:17:57
Did you sign up
for the environmental fair?

:17:59
We will.

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