1:00:00
Husband number four's at home,
1:00:01
and his idea of acting
like a family is to criticize me.
1:00:05
You're going to roam
around campus by yourself?
1:00:07
I don't mind.
1:00:09
That is stupid.
1:00:11
Come here. Have your old room.
1:00:12
There will be some great parties.
1:00:15
No.
1:00:16
Why not?
1:00:17
You got your whole
social world going on.
1:00:20
I'd get in the way.
1:00:22
You won't be in the way.
1:00:24
How much fun would it be
having a brother-type tagging along?
1:00:27
Josh, you're not my brother.
1:00:29
You know what I mean.
1:00:31
Come on. You need
some excitement in your life.
1:00:33
It will replenish you
for your finals.
1:00:38
O.K.
1:00:39
Good.
1:00:42
I can't believe
I'm taking advice
1:00:44
from someone who watches cartoons.
1:00:46
Be quiet, you idiot!
1:00:49
That's Ren & Stimpy.
1:00:50
They're way existential.
1:00:53
Do you have any idea
what you're talking about?
1:00:56
No. Why, do I sound like I do?
1:00:59
Ha ha!
1:01:02
[Theme From
2001: A Space Odyssey Playing]
1:01:09
[Ring]
1:01:11
Christian said he'd call the next day.
1:01:13
In boy time, that meant Thursday.
1:01:15
You can imagine my astonishment
to hear from him
1:01:17
while I was packing Daddy up.
1:01:19
He said he'd come over
with some videotapes.
1:01:23
A night alone with Christian?
1:01:25
I sent for reinforcements.
1:01:27
Then Dee and I had
to design a lighting concept.
1:01:32
And costume decisions.
1:01:33
I don't rely on mirrors,
1:01:35
so I always take Polaroids.
1:01:37
? And you're the one
I've always planned to be...?
1:01:40
Whenever a boy comes,
1:01:42
you should always
have something baking.
1:01:43
? I believe I'm you?
1:01:46
? Yes, I do?
1:01:49
? I believe I'm you?
1:01:52
? You know it's true??
1:01:53
Oh... l'm still all red!
1:01:55
I'm trying to make you
as white as I can, Cher.
1:01:59
Look, you're all flushed.