:59:01
That would be
pretty... dope of us.
:59:05
Let's do it.
:59:10
The midnight snack
totally revived the lawyers,
:59:12
and Daddy was way grateful.
:59:14
Eat oranges. Get Vitamin C.
:59:16
Daddy, no!
:59:18
Cher, come on.
:59:19
You can't have that.
:59:21
I know it sounds mental,
:59:23
but sometimes I have
more fun vegging out
:59:25
than when I go partying.
:59:27
Maybe because my party clothes
are so binding.
:59:29
How many hours a day
do you spend grooming yourself?
:59:32
Some people aren't lucky enough
:59:34
to be as naturally
adorable as you are.
:59:36
Stop it. You're making me blush.
:59:39
[Telephone Rings]
:59:40
Hello.
:59:41
Hi, Cher. How are you?
:59:43
Hi, Gail.
:59:44
Is my son there,
:59:46
cleaning out your refrigerator?
:59:47
No, no, he's not here.
:59:50
You should try the dorms.
:59:51
All right. Bye, hon.
:59:53
Bye-bye.
:59:54
What was that all about?
:59:56
She wants me to come home
for spring break.
:59:58
So? Nobody will be in school.
1:00:00
Husband number four's at home,
1:00:01
and his idea of acting
like a family is to criticize me.
1:00:05
You're going to roam
around campus by yourself?
1:00:07
I don't mind.
1:00:09
That is stupid.
1:00:11
Come here. Have your old room.
1:00:12
There will be some great parties.
1:00:15
No.
1:00:16
Why not?
1:00:17
You got your whole
social world going on.
1:00:20
I'd get in the way.
1:00:22
You won't be in the way.
1:00:24
How much fun would it be
having a brother-type tagging along?
1:00:27
Josh, you're not my brother.
1:00:29
You know what I mean.
1:00:31
Come on. You need
some excitement in your life.
1:00:33
It will replenish you
for your finals.
1:00:38
O.K.
1:00:39
Good.
1:00:42
I can't believe
I'm taking advice
1:00:44
from someone who watches cartoons.
1:00:46
Be quiet, you idiot!
1:00:49
That's Ren & Stimpy.
1:00:50
They're way existential.
1:00:53
Do you have any idea
what you're talking about?
1:00:56
No. Why, do I sound like I do?
1:00:59
Ha ha!