:44:01
...here unsupervised.
:44:03
- Lady!
- Could you--
:44:04
This is disgusting.
:44:06
Could you get off the phone?
:44:08
l don't care if you want to surprise your
husband and the bitch he ran away with.
:44:14
Get your crap off my counter now!
:44:20
She's not happy. Mickey only...
:44:22
...comes home four days a month.
:44:24
She's in a strange city...
:44:26
...all alone...
:44:27
...with a job she hates,
working all hours, weekends, nights.
:44:32
She was scared. This is LA.
:44:35
She even got one of those dolls.
:44:37
- What do you mean ''dolls''?
- It's called Safe-T-Man.
:44:41
When you're scared you put it next to you.
People think it's a guy.
:44:46
Those are good. My sister had one.
No one ever bothered her.
:44:50
Yeah, that was the reason.
:44:54
Now something happens to Ellen
you won't believe.
:44:57
This is fabulous. l'll tell it. l tell it better.
:45:01
Im already telling it. When l finish
this story, you'll call me a liar.
:45:05
But it's the God's honest truth.
Tell it good.
:45:08
- She's sitting at home at night...
- It was day.
:45:12
No, I'm on the first part of the story.
:45:14
Oh, yeah. Night.
:45:16
- She's sitting at home at night...
- At night.
:45:19
...feeling miserable when she has...
:45:21
...an unexpected visitor.
:45:23
The first husband from Paris?
:45:25
Close.
:45:29
A mouse. So she calls an exterminator.
:45:32
Glue traps. They're not like the old kind
that snap their heads off.
:45:36
A simple gluey piece of paper.
Put a little food in the middle.
:45:40
The mouse comes, looks at the food,
goes for the food.
:45:44
Gets stuck. So he squirms around
but can't get away.
:45:48
It's how Lucy and I met.
:45:50
lt's pretty cool.
:45:52
Coming home the next day,
she hears a commotion in the living room.
:45:57
Did she get a mouse in the glue?
Don't tell me.