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Im already telling it. When l finish
this story, you'll call me a liar.
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But it's the God's honest truth.
Tell it good.
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- She's sitting at home at night...
- It was day.
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No, I'm on the first part of the story.
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Oh, yeah. Night.
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- She's sitting at home at night...
- At night.
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...feeling miserable when she has...
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...an unexpected visitor.
:45:23
The first husband from Paris?
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Close.
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A mouse. So she calls an exterminator.
:45:32
Glue traps. They're not like the old kind
that snap their heads off.
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A simple gluey piece of paper.
Put a little food in the middle.
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The mouse comes, looks at the food,
goes for the food.
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Gets stuck. So he squirms around
but can't get away.
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It's how Lucy and I met.
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lt's pretty cool.
:45:52
Coming home the next day,
she hears a commotion in the living room.
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Did she get a mouse in the glue?
Don't tell me.
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Let me tell this part.
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Then you can tell the rest of it.
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She'd left the sliding door open
and a pigeon flew in, went after the food...
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...and got stuck in the glue.
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- She calls the vet.
- Then the vet says:
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''Get it right over!''
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He's got chemicals that can dissolve
the glue and save the bird.
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- She puts the bird in a box, gets in the car.
- And heads for the vet.
:46:24
- The bird's very nervous.
- Who wouldn't be?
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She takes off.
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She's driving along,
she hits a huge pothole.
:46:32
The bird flies into the air...
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- ...and sticks to her head.
- You're a liar!
:46:37
Told you.
:46:39
Get off.
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Help! Help!
:46:51
Did you see that?
:46:54
Those are the earrings l wanted.