1:06:01
l didn't mean that.
1:06:03
Maybe Im too scared to get married.
1:06:06
Oh, listen to me. l lost 15 pounds
for this wedding. You're getting married.
1:06:12
You shouldn't listen to Ellen and Mickey
stories before you get married.
1:06:17
lt's like watching a horror movie
before you go to bed.
1:06:22
Don't you think Mickey was wrong
and Ellen was right?
1:06:25
Of course.
1:06:27
Also Ellen was wrong
and Mickey was right.
1:06:31
See, their marriage had
one overriding problem.
1:06:34
One was a man and one was a woman.
1:06:38
So what happened?
1:06:40
Did they break up?
1:06:41
lt was kind of hard to tell.
1:06:43
Were they separated because
he happened to be away...
1:06:47
...or were they separated because
they were, you know, separated?
1:06:52
Maybe l got married too fast.
1:06:54
No, there's no such thing
as too fast or too slow.
1:06:58
lt's whenever it's right.
1:06:59
Although you moved a little fast.
1:07:02
lt's just that when my first marriage ended
l felt so lost.
1:07:07
l wasn't looking for anyone,
but then he came along.
1:07:10
Mickey.
1:07:12
He was so different from the others.
He was cute.
1:07:15
He's adorable. Every time l see him,
l want to pick him up and give him a hug.
1:07:22
The other ones were very polished.
Stylish.
1:07:26
Then this little referee shows up.
1:07:29
He made me laugh.
1:07:31
He put me on a pedestal.
He made me feel loved.
1:07:34
As only a little referee can.
1:07:37
Just what l needed to get me through that.
1:07:42
Oh, God.
1:07:43
What?
1:07:44
Do you think l married Mickey
on the rebound?
1:07:50
What's funny?
1:07:52
Get it?
1:07:53
Rebound. He's a basketball referee.
1:07:58
Keep your seats, kids.