1:07:02
lt's just that when my first marriage ended
l felt so lost.
1:07:07
l wasn't looking for anyone,
but then he came along.
1:07:10
Mickey.
1:07:12
He was so different from the others.
He was cute.
1:07:15
He's adorable. Every time l see him,
l want to pick him up and give him a hug.
1:07:22
The other ones were very polished.
Stylish.
1:07:26
Then this little referee shows up.
1:07:29
He made me laugh.
1:07:31
He put me on a pedestal.
He made me feel loved.
1:07:34
As only a little referee can.
1:07:37
Just what l needed to get me through that.
1:07:42
Oh, God.
1:07:43
What?
1:07:44
Do you think l married Mickey
on the rebound?
1:07:50
What's funny?
1:07:52
Get it?
1:07:53
Rebound. He's a basketball referee.
1:07:58
Keep your seats, kids.
1:08:01
- You know the difference between us?
- You still enjoy your mother bathing you?
1:08:05
No, the difference is you're a dope
and Im not. l say it with great affection.
1:08:10
- Im a dope?
- Craig?
1:08:12
Big dope.
1:08:13
We're both the same. We're rigid.
1:08:16
Im not rigid.
1:08:17
- Craig?
- You're an ironing board.
1:08:19
That's not true. Please!
Come on, guys, l change.
1:08:23
- Tuna rye.
- Me.
1:08:24
- Tuna wheat.
- Me.
1:08:26
- Veal parmesan sandwich?
- Him.
1:08:28
See? l know what l am,
so l don't get married.
1:08:31
Would a woman let me spend $1,400
on old baseball cards?
1:08:35
Forget it.
1:08:37
But you married this woman.
1:08:38
And you seem upset that your life
isn't exactly the same as it was before.
1:08:45
lt isn't.
1:08:47
You're married...
1:08:50
...and you're up.
1:08:58
When he travels...
1:08:59
...not only am l lonely,
l don't even know who l am by myself.