1:20:01
he wins Peter Lorre's
new car.
1:20:03
But if he does not light his
cigarette lighter ten times in a row,
1:20:06
Peter Lorre gets to chop off
Steve McQueen's little pinky.
1:20:11
Norman and Chester here
just made that same bet.
1:20:15
Norman has bet
his pinky...
1:20:18
that he can light his cigarette lighter
ten times in a row.
1:20:22
lf he does,
1:20:24
he wins Chester's
1964 Chevy Chevelle...
1:20:28
red, fuckin',
beautiful car.
1:20:31
lf he doesn't, chop off
his fuckin' pinky. What do you say?
1:20:42
You guys are drunk.
1:20:44
Yes!
Of course! Of course we're drunk!
1:20:47
Teddy, that's why we're here,
but that does not mean...
1:20:49
that we don't know what the fuck
we're talking about.
1:20:51
I'm gonna tell you what
the fuck I'm talkin' about.
1:20:53
I'm gonna tell you what the fuck
I'm talkin' about.
1:20:55
I drive a motherfucking Honda
that my sister sold me.
1:20:58
You hear what I'm saying? A little
white motherfuckin' Honda Civic!
1:21:03
You see this shit?
1:21:06
""Hollywood's hottest new star--
That's me.
1:21:08
next to America's
hottest old car.
1:21:10
That's the car I own.
Are you listenin' to me? Are you?
1:21:12
Goddamn shit!
Are you listening to me?
1:21:17
Now you take a good long look
at that there machine...
1:21:19
that this motherfucker
over here's standin' next to.
1:21:21
That's a 1964 nigger-red,
ragtop Chevy Chevelle.
1:21:26
And I love that car more than
I love hips, lips or fingertips.
1:21:30
Cut to: We're sittin' here
celebratin', gettin' high,
1:21:35
drinking champagne--
Drinking Cristal.
1:21:37
When you're drinking champagne,
you're drinking champagne.
1:21:39
When you're drinking Cristal,
you say you're drinking Cristal.
1:21:42
Whatever that pissity-ass thing is,
we are drinking it, you know.
1:21:45
And we are watching TV.
1:21:47
What, what? Hey, hey, hey.
When all of a sudden,
1:21:49
we flip on Steve McQueen, Peter
Lorre being fuckin' badasses.
1:21:53
Badass!
Badasses!
1:21:55
And I look over at this
funny-looking motherfucker over here,
1:21:58
and I say, ""l'd do that
for the Chevelle.""