1:21:03
You see this shit?
1:21:06
""Hollywood's hottest new star--
That's me.
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next to America's
hottest old car.
1:21:10
That's the car I own.
Are you listenin' to me? Are you?
1:21:12
Goddamn shit!
Are you listening to me?
1:21:17
Now you take a good long look
at that there machine...
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that this motherfucker
over here's standin' next to.
1:21:21
That's a 1964 nigger-red,
ragtop Chevy Chevelle.
1:21:26
And I love that car more than
I love hips, lips or fingertips.
1:21:30
Cut to: We're sittin' here
celebratin', gettin' high,
1:21:35
drinking champagne--
Drinking Cristal.
1:21:37
When you're drinking champagne,
you're drinking champagne.
1:21:39
When you're drinking Cristal,
you say you're drinking Cristal.
1:21:42
Whatever that pissity-ass thing is,
we are drinking it, you know.
1:21:45
And we are watching TV.
1:21:47
What, what? Hey, hey, hey.
When all of a sudden,
1:21:49
we flip on Steve McQueen, Peter
Lorre being fuckin' badasses.
1:21:53
Badass!
Badasses!
1:21:55
And I look over at this
funny-looking motherfucker over here,
1:21:58
and I say, ""l'd do that
for the Chevelle.""
1:22:01
I'm funny.
And that's when Chester says--
1:22:07
""Oh, really?""
1:22:13
Well, you guys wouldn't be doing
something this stupid unless
you were really fucking drunk.
1:22:17
We already told you
we were drunk, Ted.
1:22:19
That goes without
motherfucking saying.
1:22:21
'Cause if we wasn't drunk,
we'd probably chicken out.
1:22:23
When you're fucked up,
you don't lie.
1:22:26
Man, you tell
the fuckin' truth.
1:22:28
You want to know what
the fuckin' truth is?
1:22:30
The fuckin' truth is, my
lucky Zippo is gonna win me...
1:22:33
Chester's fucking car.
1:22:35
Which brings us to your part
in this little wager, Ted.
1:22:39
I don't have a part, sir.
1:22:45
That's it. Like my old granddaddy
used to always say,
1:22:47
""The less a man makes
declarative statements,
1:22:49
the less apt he is to look
foolish in retrospect.
1:22:52
That's quite brilliant, sir.
Ah, thank you, thank you, thank you.
1:22:55
Thing is, there are some inherent
obstacles in this undertaking.
1:22:57
Aside from the obvious.
1:22:59
First of which is being
the fact that I'm not like
Peter Lorre on that TV show.