:02:01
I don't belong on an airplane.
:02:04
Let me out! Let me out of here!
:02:08
I don't wanna die!
:02:23
Kate, your full refund.
:02:28
Thank you.
:02:31
- You can still get the money back.
- Money's not the issue.
:02:34
I wanted you to come with me to exper...
:02:37
What? Is that them?
:02:39
- I don't wanna see my family tonight.
- You never wanna see them.
:02:43
True. Since we're engaged,
they don't even knock.
:02:46
They care about you. In my family,
you just get that unsigned birthday card.
:02:50
Kate, come to Paris with me.
:02:52
I'll give you 10mg of Valium and a shot of
Stoli. We'll be there before you know it.
:02:58
God. How can you not wanna go to Paris?
You're a history teacher.
:03:02
Charlie, the French. They hate us.
:03:06
They smoke. They have a relationship to
dairy products which I don't understand.
:03:10
Something's wrong with the cable.
I can't get the game.
:03:14
Is the box set on three?
:03:16
- A week in Paris with the man you love?
- Suture demonstrations.
:03:19
- Midnight strolls?
- Medicare meetings.
:03:21
- The Eiffel Tower.
- The Eiffel Tower.
:03:25
- I'd love to see the Eiffel Tower.
- OK, then.
:03:29
Great.
:03:31
Charlie. I'm not supposed to leave the
country until my immigration interview.
:03:35
- I'm taking that.
- No, you're not.
:03:38
You can make something up.
They'll never know.
:03:41
Say your cousin Bridget fell in the Seine.
:03:43
They'll find out I don't have
a cousin Bridget and deport me.
:03:46
It's like the one time I smoked pot.
:03:49
I didn't wanna do it in the first place.
I had a horrible time.
:03:52
Then Ronny Templeton's brother
called the police and we got arrested.
:03:56
The one time I ever did anything illegal.