:01:01
A ball of fire. A naked baby
screaming for his mother.
:01:04
Kate. What happened
to your little stone cottage?
:01:08
Picture it now.
:01:10
OK.
:01:14
Oh, my God.
:01:16
And don't forget your takeoff mantra.
:01:18
What are the words
you chant softly in your head?
:01:21
We're going down. We're going down...
:01:24
Kate.
:01:27
OK.
:01:38
I love Paris in the springtime
:01:42
I love...
:01:44
Hello? You know, I really think
you gave me the wrong mantra.
:01:49
I don't love Paris. I don't like the French
and I don't really wanna go on this trip.
:01:57
God, no.
:01:59
- Kate, you can do this.
- I can't do this.
:02:01
I don't belong on an airplane.
:02:04
Let me out! Let me out of here!
:02:08
I don't wanna die!
:02:23
Kate, your full refund.
:02:28
Thank you.
:02:31
- You can still get the money back.
- Money's not the issue.
:02:34
I wanted you to come with me to exper...
:02:37
What? Is that them?
:02:39
- I don't wanna see my family tonight.
- You never wanna see them.
:02:43
True. Since we're engaged,
they don't even knock.
:02:46
They care about you. In my family,
you just get that unsigned birthday card.
:02:50
Kate, come to Paris with me.
:02:52
I'll give you 10mg of Valium and a shot of
Stoli. We'll be there before you know it.
:02:58
God. How can you not wanna go to Paris?
You're a history teacher.