:23:03
Ajoke's like watching a lady
get out of a car
:23:05
Sometimes you see it,
sometimes you don't.
:23:22
Did I say something funny?
:23:27
I was playing Carthage, Tennessee.
Ever play there?
:23:31
They brought back the death penalty
for comedians only.
:23:36
Guy in a bar says, ""I used to own this
place. I built it up from nothing.
:23:41
""But do they call me
John the Bar Owner? No.
:23:45
""I owned the biggest farm
in the county for 30 years.
:23:49
""I looked after animals, crops.
But do they call me John the Farmer?
:23:56
""I ran for Congress. Sat in
Washington representing the people.
:24:01
""They call me John the Congressman?
No, sir.
:24:05
""You fuck one sheep...''
:24:43
I gotta run.
You made a lousy fucking audience.
:24:47
My name is Tommy Fawkes,
and I got two weeks to live.