Funny Bones
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1:03:07
This is your lucky day.
1:03:16
I suppose it's just a sentimental
continental point of view

1:03:23
But when out with English gentlemen,
what torment I go through

1:03:30
Exercising fascinations
1:03:34
Till at last I lose my patience
1:03:38
For it is hard to understand
1:03:41
That in your peculiar land
1:03:46
Englishmen never make love by day
1:03:51
It can't be helped
It's just their way

1:03:55
It isn't good form to be warm
1:03:59
In the heat of the sun
1:04:03
You mustn't nestle or gaze too much
1:04:07
You mustn't whisper or even touch
1:04:11
You mustn't reveal what you feel
1:04:16
While you're missing the fun
1:04:20
You mustn't say darling,
you mustn't hold hands

1:04:24
Or give him a hint he might
1:04:28
You must just sit and talk
about cricket and glands

1:04:33
With no one at all in sight
1:04:37
But never despair as you waste away
1:04:41
For in spite of your plight
and your deep dismay

1:04:46
Though Englishmen
never make love by day

1:04:50
At night they're quite all right
1:04:58
Englishmen wait
for the clock to chime


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