Funny Bones
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1:04:03
You mustn't nestle or gaze too much
1:04:07
You mustn't whisper or even touch
1:04:11
You mustn't reveal what you feel
1:04:16
While you're missing the fun
1:04:20
You mustn't say darling,
you mustn't hold hands

1:04:24
Or give him a hint he might
1:04:28
You must just sit and talk
about cricket and glands

1:04:33
With no one at all in sight
1:04:37
But never despair as you waste away
1:04:41
For in spite of your plight
and your deep dismay

1:04:46
Though Englishmen
never make love by day

1:04:50
At night they're quite all right
1:04:58
Englishmen wait
for the clock to chime

1:05:01
They won't light up
till lighting-up time

1:05:06
They think it's a sin to begin
1:05:10
In the afternoon
1:05:13
No matter how fond
they feel of you

1:05:17
They won't say so
if the skies are blue

1:05:22
It isn't the thing in the spring
1:05:26
Or theJuniest June
1:05:29
You can hear the thud
of their Saxon blood

1:05:33
As they sit there all polite
1:05:36
Like a block of wood
or a stick in the mud

1:05:41
Saying '"Is that so?'"and '"Quite'"
1:05:47
Just why it should be
it is hard to say

1:05:52
They know that we know
that they know the way

1:05:56
But though Englishmen never
make love by day


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