:18:01
He got it going on.
That's that.
:18:04
That's why foreplay
is better than sex.
:18:06
They can touch you
and you're going crazy
:18:09
and all of a sudden, it's like,
"What the hell happened?"
:18:12
- J ust a big disappointment.
- It's a letdown.
:18:15
Then it takes them either
too long,
:18:17
or too short to come.
:18:19
Have you ever had someone
who took forever?
:18:22
What, to come?
:18:23
Let me tell you.
I was having sex with Jake,
:18:26
and it took my man
an hour and a half.
:18:29
I don't have
no hour and a half.
:18:31
No, no, no.
:18:33
You know what I notice,
though?
:18:36
Bitches love to suck dick.
:18:38
It's like some secret
hobby for them or some shit.
:18:42
Some freaks.
:18:43
All bitches, man.
I know, man, I'm telling you.
:18:46
Casper's right.
:18:48
They act like they don't
in front of their friends,
:18:50
to try to get respect.
:18:52
When you get them alone,
it's the first thing they go for.
:18:55
The girls just grab your dick,
start sucking.
:18:59
They know they're
in charge of something.
:19:01
Only time they feel prosperous.
:19:03
- I'm telling you.
- They love that shit.
:19:06
That's why girls
live longer than guys.
:19:08
Sperm's got vitamin C
in that shit.
:19:10
The shit's nutritious, right?
:19:17
Looking at your watch.
:19:21
You know what's the worst?
:19:22
Sucking dick.
I hate sucking dick.
:19:25
They'll be shooting you in the eye,
and the ear and shit.
:19:28
And you don't know
what to do.
:19:32
It hits that little thing...
:19:33
the tonsils, the esophagus,
whatever the hell it is.
:19:37
- You don't get anything out of it.
- You'll be gagging.
:19:40
How much more can you bob?
:19:43
You don't get shit.
:19:45
Have you ever swallowed
it before?
:19:47
No.
:19:48
Me neither.
:19:50
- I have.
- Of course.
:19:55
No, but it was like...
:19:57
No, it's like sweet and sour
and salty butter.