:19:01
Only time they feel prosperous.
:19:03
- I'm telling you.
- They love that shit.
:19:06
That's why girls
live longer than guys.
:19:08
Sperm's got vitamin C
in that shit.
:19:10
The shit's nutritious, right?
:19:17
Looking at your watch.
:19:21
You know what's the worst?
:19:22
Sucking dick.
I hate sucking dick.
:19:25
They'll be shooting you in the eye,
and the ear and shit.
:19:28
And you don't know
what to do.
:19:32
It hits that little thing...
:19:33
the tonsils, the esophagus,
whatever the hell it is.
:19:37
- You don't get anything out of it.
- You'll be gagging.
:19:40
How much more can you bob?
:19:43
You don't get shit.
:19:45
Have you ever swallowed
it before?
:19:47
No.
:19:48
Me neither.
:19:50
- I have.
- Of course.
:19:55
No, but it was like...
:19:57
No, it's like sweet and sour
and salty butter.
:20:02
It's like...
it's just nasty.
:20:04
You drink and drink
and you cannot get...
:20:06
the taste out of your mouth.
:20:08
The sperm get stuck in your teeth.
They're disgusting.
:20:11
You gotta sit down and eat
a whole real meal.
:20:14
All I know is that
condoms suck.
:20:16
They don't work.
:20:18
They either slip off, or break,
or make your dick shrink.
:20:21
(laughter)
:20:22
You got a small condom, huh?
:20:25
We still got to use them.
:20:27
I did once.
:20:29
Telly's the only guy
I've had sex with.
:20:31
- I thought you had sex with A.J.
- No, we just messed around.
:20:40
That's the whole thing,
you know?
:20:42
You hear of all these diseases.
:20:44
Disease this,
disease that...
:20:46
fucking everyone's dying and shit.
That shit is made up.
:20:50
I don't know no kid with AIDS.
:20:52
Ain't no one I know died
from that shit.
:20:55
Fucking, that's just
some make-believe story.
:20:57
(laughter and clapping)