:15:04
	or even dig in your butts
without my say-so !
:15:09
	Know this: Killin'
is my business, ladies,
:15:15
	and business is good !
:15:19
	- Yoo-hoo !
- What ?
:15:24
	I have to go
to the bathroom.
:15:27
	- You hold it, turd.
- I can't !
:15:33
	I said hold it, or
I'll break that off...
:15:37
	and kick it around
on the ground.
:15:43
	Now, be advised, ladies,
:15:46
	- we are going to win
the Virginia Military Games !
:15:51
	- I said win: Whiskey, Indian, November.
:15:56
	Get used to the sound
of that word !
:16:00
	- Major Payne !
- What, boy ? What, what, what ?
:16:05
	I did somethin' bad.
:16:14
	- You nasty little worm !
:16:19
	Go change your Huggies, boy,
:16:21
	and be back here pronto !
:16:24
	Stop that cryin' !
You'll get no pity from me !
:16:28
	You think your tears'll stop Charlie
from takin' his bayonet...
:16:32
	- and stickin' it in
your little tiny heart ?
:16:36
	- What the hell was that, you
little freckle-faced cartoon ?
:16:46
	Did I give you
permission to sneeze, Opie ?
:16:49
	- No, sir.
- Then you hold it in,
you big-eared turd,
:16:53
	- otherwise I'll kick your ass
back to Mayberry !