Major Payne
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:15:04
or even dig in your butts
without my say-so !

:15:09
Know this: Killin'
is my business, ladies,

:15:15
and business is good !
:15:19
- Yoo-hoo !
- What ?

:15:24
I have to go
to the bathroom.

:15:27
- You hold it, turd.
- I can't !

:15:33
I said hold it, or
I'll break that off...

:15:37
and kick it around
on the ground.

:15:43
Now, be advised, ladies,
:15:46
- we are going to win
the Virginia Military Games !

:15:51
- I said win: Whiskey, Indian, November.
:15:56
Get used to the sound
of that word !

:16:00
- Major Payne !
- What, boy ? What, what, what ?

:16:05
I did somethin' bad.
:16:14
- You nasty little worm !
:16:19
Go change your Huggies, boy,
:16:21
and be back here pronto !
:16:24
Stop that cryin' !
You'll get no pity from me !

:16:28
You think your tears'll stop Charlie
from takin' his bayonet...

:16:32
- and stickin' it in
your little tiny heart ?

:16:36
- What the hell was that, you
little freckle-faced cartoon ?

:16:46
Did I give you
permission to sneeze, Opie ?

:16:49
- No, sir.
- Then you hold it in,
you big-eared turd,

:16:53
- otherwise I'll kick your ass
back to Mayberry !


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