:16:00
- Major Payne !
- What, boy ? What, what, what ?
:16:05
I did somethin' bad.
:16:14
- You nasty little worm !
:16:19
Go change your Huggies, boy,
:16:21
and be back here pronto !
:16:24
Stop that cryin' !
You'll get no pity from me !
:16:28
You think your tears'll stop Charlie
from takin' his bayonet...
:16:32
- and stickin' it in
your little tiny heart ?
:16:36
- What the hell was that, you
little freckle-faced cartoon ?
:16:46
Did I give you
permission to sneeze, Opie ?
:16:49
- No, sir.
- Then you hold it in,
you big-eared turd,
:16:53
- otherwise I'll kick your ass
back to Mayberry !
:17:00
I see we have a sickly boy
on our hands.
:17:04
We're gonna have to boost
your immune system, son !
:17:07
Drop down,
give me 25 pushups now !
:17:13
- Count 'em out !
- One, sir.
:17:16
- Two, sir.
:17:23
What are you laughin' at, pig-boy ?
:17:29
You find a piece of candy
in your pocket ?
:17:31
- No, sir !
- What's your name, tubby ?
:17:34
- H-Heathcoat, sir !
- Heathcoat.
:17:39
You know, you remind me
of the doughboy.
:17:42
If I poke your stomach
will it make you go
:17:47
You know what ? I'm gonna help you
make room for lunch, bacon-boy.
:17:50
Drop down, give me 30 situps
right now ! Let's go !
:17:55
Count 'em out !
Let me see that belly roll !