:18:00
- One, tubby, tubby !
:18:03
- One, sir.
- Come on, pork chop !
:18:05
- Two, chubby, chubby !
- Two, sir.
:18:08
Whoo !
You's a pure genius !
:18:12
Who you ? Redd Foxx ?
No, better yet.
:18:15
You Richard Pryor, ain't you ?
Whoo !
:18:19
What's your name,
girlfriend ?
:18:21
Dwight Williams, but the boys
call me "D," sir.
:18:24
- You can call me D.
- D, hmm ?
:18:26
Yeah, brother.
:18:29
- You like the way I handle
these white boys, D ?
- Oh, yeah !
:18:34
It make you feel good to see
a black man runnin' things, huh ?
:18:38
- Malcolm X.
- Well, let me tell you somethin', D.
:18:41
- Yeah, brother ?
- Why don't you come closer.
:18:44
I... am not...
:18:46
your damn brother !
:18:49
Now drop down, give me
20 squat thrusts now !
:18:55
One, sir.
:18:57
What are you lookin' at,
ass-eyes ?
:19:01
- Nothing, sir !
- You plottin' on me, boy ?
:19:04
- No, sir !
- Well, let me
tell you somethin', ass-eyes.
:19:09
Let me tell you all somethin':
War has made me very paranoid !
:19:15
And when a man
gets to eyeballin' me,
:19:17
it make my Agent Orange act up,
and I get the urge to kill !
:19:21
- Do you understand me ?
- Sir, yes, sir !
:19:24
- Do you all understand me ?
- Sir, yes, sir !
:19:28
- I can't hear you.
- Sir, yes, sir !
:19:31
And what is your damage,
muscle-head ? You stupid ?
:19:36
You ignorant, or you
just plain ol' deaf ?
:19:39
Yes, sir.
Actually, he is deaf.
:19:43
Oh. Thank you.
:19:47
Now drop down,
give me 25 more...
:19:50
for speakin' out of line !
:19:55
- One, sir.
- I'm sorry, Mr. Handicapped Man.