Major Payne
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:19:01
- Nothing, sir !
- You plottin' on me, boy ?

:19:04
- No, sir !
- Well, let me
tell you somethin', ass-eyes.

:19:09
Let me tell you all somethin':
War has made me very paranoid !

:19:15
And when a man
gets to eyeballin' me,

:19:17
it make my Agent Orange act up,
and I get the urge to kill !

:19:21
- Do you understand me ?
- Sir, yes, sir !

:19:24
- Do you all understand me ?
- Sir, yes, sir !

:19:28
- I can't hear you.
- Sir, yes, sir !

:19:31
And what is your damage,
muscle-head ? You stupid ?

:19:36
You ignorant, or you
just plain ol' deaf ?

:19:39
Yes, sir.
Actually, he is deaf.

:19:43
Oh. Thank you.
:19:47
Now drop down,
give me 25 more...

:19:50
for speakin' out of line !
:19:55
- One, sir.
- I'm sorry, Mr. Handicapped Man.

:20:00
I didn't mean to offend you.
Do you speak sign language ?

:20:05
Can you read lips ?
Let me break it down.

:20:09
If you don't answer me
when I speak to you,

:20:14
I'm goin' put my foot in your ass !
Is that clear, dummy ?

:20:19
Sir, yes, sir.
:20:24
Hold on, guys.
Wait-- Oof !

:20:29
Wait !
:20:31
Hey, guys !
Don't start without me !

:20:34
Come on !
Wait ! Hold on.

:20:37
Comin'.
:20:43
Hello, gorgeous.
Welcome to my party.

:20:47
You know, you're out of
uniform there, Mr. Fonzarelli.

:20:52
Yeah, well, uh, l-l like
this look better, General--

:20:56
- Admiral-- whatever.
- It's Major, boy.


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