:08:01
I've never met anyone who lives in
as much fear of his mother as you do.
:08:04
- I do not.
- So that's why I have to sneak in here...
:08:07
..after everyone's asleep
and sneak out in the morning?
:08:10
You want I should tell
my mother what we do in here?
:08:13
That you play video games
and I fall asleep unfulfilled?
:08:16
Go ahead. It beats
the sneaking-around shit.
:08:19
- What can I say if she doesn't like you?
- You've never even introduced me to her.
:08:23
Cos you're always
in the goddamn bathroom.
:08:25
What the hell do you do in there?
:08:28
- You really wanna know?
- I asked, didn't l?
:08:30
I'm playing the role of the concerned guy.
:08:33
I cry.
:08:35
- You cry.
- I cry.
:08:38
Any particular reason?
:08:40
- (breaking glass)
- Hey!
:08:43
I think about people that
make decisions that affect our lives.
:08:48
The doctors who make
advancements in curing diseases.
:08:53
The engineer that designs skyscrapers.
:08:56
- The guy that maps out a flight path.
- The navigator.
:09:02
I think about how those people
are out there every day...
:09:04
..making a difference, leading big lives,...
:09:08
..and how they refuse to be intimidated by
the tremendous odds of failure they face.
:09:13
And how they only concern
themselves with company...
:09:16
..that applies to their noble causes.
:09:18
Jesus, I'd hate to tell you what
I think about when I'm in the bathroom.
:09:22
I think about all that and I cry,...
:09:27
..because I have nothing
better to do than fuck you.
:09:30
( "Seventeen" by Sponge)
:09:39
You're dumping me?!
:09:43
Is this because I didn't
introduce you to my mother?
:09:58
You're a fickle broad.