:09:02
I think about how those people
are out there every day...
:09:04
..making a difference, leading big lives,...
:09:08
..and how they refuse to be intimidated by
the tremendous odds of failure they face.
:09:13
And how they only concern
themselves with company...
:09:16
..that applies to their noble causes.
:09:18
Jesus, I'd hate to tell you what
I think about when I'm in the bathroom.
:09:22
I think about all that and I cry,...
:09:27
..because I have nothing
better to do than fuck you.
:09:30
( "Seventeen" by Sponge)
:09:39
You're dumping me?!
:09:43
Is this because I didn't
introduce you to my mother?
:09:58
You're a fickle broad.
:10:01
Ohh.
:10:04
Holy shit. If it isn't mon frère.
:10:10
Usual vault rules apply.
Touch not, lest ye be touched.
:10:14
- You're such an anal-retentive bastard.
- I tried to teach you about comics...
:10:18
..but, oh, no, you wanted
to play Little League instead.
:10:22
- What's that?
- Like it? I framed it before you got here.
:10:27
- My God. Rene dumped you.
- Hell hath no fury...
:10:29
..like a woman scorned for a Sega.
:10:31
Wow, look at this
laundry list of complaints.
:10:34
You have no direction,
no college ambition, no job prospects...
:10:37
It also says I have no dick.
But that follows the financial question,...
:10:41
..proving again what women really look for.
:10:44
- Wow, she calls you "callow" in here.
- You say that like it's bad.
:10:48
- It means frightened and weak-willed.
- Really?
:10:52
Shit. That was the only part
of the letter I thought was complimentary.
:10:56
Ah, well, you're lucky.
:10:58
Unlike you, I didn't even get
a letter filled with obscure adjectives.