:10:01
Ohh.
:10:04
Holy shit. If it isn't mon frère.
:10:10
Usual vault rules apply.
Touch not, lest ye be touched.
:10:14
- You're such an anal-retentive bastard.
- I tried to teach you about comics...
:10:18
..but, oh, no, you wanted
to play Little League instead.
:10:22
- What's that?
- Like it? I framed it before you got here.
:10:27
- My God. Rene dumped you.
- Hell hath no fury...
:10:29
..like a woman scorned for a Sega.
:10:31
Wow, look at this
laundry list of complaints.
:10:34
You have no direction,
no college ambition, no job prospects...
:10:37
It also says I have no dick.
But that follows the financial question,...
:10:41
..proving again what women really look for.
:10:44
- Wow, she calls you "callow" in here.
- You say that like it's bad.
:10:48
- It means frightened and weak-willed.
- Really?
:10:52
Shit. That was the only part
of the letter I thought was complimentary.
:10:56
Ah, well, you're lucky.
:10:58
Unlike you, I didn't even get
a letter filled with obscure adjectives.
:11:03
- What are you telling me here?
- I too, now, am in the framing business.
:11:07
Holy shit! Brandi dumped you.
:11:09
- Aren't you supposed to go to Florida?
- Yeah. Shoulda left this morning.
:11:14
Oh, it gets worse.
I was gonna propose to her.
:11:17
- Where?
- On the Universal tour.
:11:20
You're kidding! What part?
:11:23
- When Jaws pops out of the water.
- ( theme from Jaws)
:11:25
That's the most romantic thing
I've ever heard.
:11:29
Too bad I'm not tryin' to marry you.
:11:32
Let me ask you something.
Did you ever fart in front of her?
:11:37
- Why do you ask?
- I never once farted in front of Rene.
:11:41
Then last week, I let one slip.
Today she dumps me.
:11:45
You think that that's why Rene dumped
you? She's not the shallow type, Brodie.
:11:49
- She was goin' down on me.
- Shut up!
:11:52
What? What can I say?
I was feeling very relaxed.
:11:54
When I'm relaxed, I squirt.
:11:58
If all she did was dump you,
you got off light.