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:20:00
- Cookie stand is not in the food court.
- Of course it is.

:20:04
The food court is downstairs. We're
upstairs. This isn't quantum physics.

:20:09
This is an eatery.
Eateries make up the food court.

:20:11
Bullshit. Eateries in the designated square
downstairs qualify as food court.

:20:16
Anything outside of
said designated square...

:20:18
..is considered an autonomous unit
for mid-mall snacking.

:20:22
If you're gonna wax intellectual
about the subject...

:20:25
Holy shit.
:20:27
- Wait here.
- Where are you goin'?

:20:31
Cherchez la femme.
:20:39
- That would look terrible on you.
- Didn't I dump your ass this morning?

:20:42
You've had time to think
about the mistake you've made...

:20:45
..and I want you to know
you don't have to apologise.

:20:48
I'm sure you were just
PMS-ing or something.

:20:50
What kills me about you
is your inability to function...

:20:53
..on the same plane of existence
as the rest of us. Piss off.

:20:58
OK. You wanna continue with
this charade of ending our union.

:21:01
Fine, I'll play along, but if we're divorced,
we have to divide our possessions.

:21:05
- What the hell are you talking about?
- You have my Punisher WarJournal 6...

:21:10
..and the remote control to my TV.
:21:12
Now, I know this stuff has
sentimental attachment...

:21:15
Sentimental attachment?
lf I have any of that crap...

:21:18
..it's because you brought it
to my house and left it there.

:21:22
OK, then. Let's talk about
a schedule for visitation rights.

:21:25
- For what?
- The mall. You have the odd days,...

:21:28
..l'll take the even days and weekends.
When there's any special function...

:21:32
Brodie, Brodie, Brodie!
:21:35
I have always taken you
with a grain of salt.

:21:38
When you asked me to do a striptease to
the theme from Mighty Mouse, I said OK.

:21:43
At that prom night, you asked me
to sleep under the bed...

:21:46
..in case your mother burst in, and I did it.
:21:49
And at my grandmother's funeral,
when you told my relatives...

:21:52
..you could see her nipples through
her burial dress, I let it slide.

:21:56
If you think I'm gonna suffer any more
of your shit now we're broken up...


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