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:21:01
Fine, I'll play along, but if we're divorced,
we have to divide our possessions.

:21:05
- What the hell are you talking about?
- You have my Punisher WarJournal 6...

:21:10
..and the remote control to my TV.
:21:12
Now, I know this stuff has
sentimental attachment...

:21:15
Sentimental attachment?
lf I have any of that crap...

:21:18
..it's because you brought it
to my house and left it there.

:21:22
OK, then. Let's talk about
a schedule for visitation rights.

:21:25
- For what?
- The mall. You have the odd days,...

:21:28
..l'll take the even days and weekends.
When there's any special function...

:21:32
Brodie, Brodie, Brodie!
:21:35
I have always taken you
with a grain of salt.

:21:38
When you asked me to do a striptease to
the theme from Mighty Mouse, I said OK.

:21:43
At that prom night, you asked me
to sleep under the bed...

:21:46
..in case your mother burst in, and I did it.
:21:49
And at my grandmother's funeral,
when you told my relatives...

:21:52
..you could see her nipples through
her burial dress, I let it slide.

:21:56
If you think I'm gonna suffer any more
of your shit now we're broken up...

:22:00
..you're in for some
serious fucking disappointment.

:22:07
What?
:22:09
(Jay) Phase one. First, you take a run
at LaFours with the sock full of quarters.

:22:13
I'd do it, but I pulled my back out
humpin' your mom last night.

:22:16
OK, clock him on his headpiece
and knock his ass out cold.

:22:19
Then phase two kicks in. I attack
the structure, Wolvie-berserk style,...

:22:23
..knock out the fuckin' pin, and
bickety-bam, the motherfucker's rubble.

:22:27
Hence - no game show.

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