:23:15
Fuck!
:23:28
(TS) Do you know that kid?
:23:29
I hope his pants get caught
and a bloodbath ensues.
:23:32
- What is with you today?
- I don't wish the kid harm,...
:23:35
..but his mother should suffer that ordeal
so she'll learn how to manage her child!
:23:39
- It's a harsh lesson, don't you think?
- Man, there's not a year goes by...
:23:43
..that I don't read about an escalator
accident involving some bastard kid...
:23:47
..that could have been avoided had
some parent - I don't care which one -
:23:52
..conditioned him
to fear and respect that escalator!
:23:57
Wow, look who it is.
:24:04
- Jerk.
- Little Tricia Jones.
:24:07
What's a pretty girl like you doin' sittin'
alone in this monument to consumerism?
:24:12
Updating my calendar
and waiting for Jay and Silent Bob.
:24:15
And I suppose you're here
with no agenda, as per usual?
:24:18
On the contrary. I'm here for comics.
:24:20
TS Quint, Tricia Jones.
They call her Trish the Dish.
:24:24
- Nobody calls me that.
- Our little Tricia is only 15,...
:24:27
..but somehow she's a senior.
:24:29
- How'd you manage that?
- (Brodie slurps)
:24:31
Don't listen to him. I studied my ass off.
:24:34
Yeah, right(!) So what d'you say?
You wanna nail TS?
:24:37
- Jesus, Brodie!
- Calm down.
:24:38
Trisha's compiling data for her book
about the sex drive of men ages 14-30.
:24:44
I believe it's called Bore-gasm.:
A Study of the '90s Male Sexual Prowess.
:24:49
Tell him about the advance you got.
:24:52
Pendant Publishing gave me 20,000 based
on a treatment and a sample chapter.
:24:56
- You're kidding!
- She's the youngest author in this field.
:24:59
So Tricia sleeps with a bunch of guys
as research, and get this,...