:24:04
- Jerk.
- Little Tricia Jones.
:24:07
What's a pretty girl like you doin' sittin'
alone in this monument to consumerism?
:24:12
Updating my calendar
and waiting for Jay and Silent Bob.
:24:15
And I suppose you're here
with no agenda, as per usual?
:24:18
On the contrary. I'm here for comics.
:24:20
TS Quint, Tricia Jones.
They call her Trish the Dish.
:24:24
- Nobody calls me that.
- Our little Tricia is only 15,...
:24:27
..but somehow she's a senior.
:24:29
- How'd you manage that?
- (Brodie slurps)
:24:31
Don't listen to him. I studied my ass off.
:24:34
Yeah, right(!) So what d'you say?
You wanna nail TS?
:24:37
- Jesus, Brodie!
- Calm down.
:24:38
Trisha's compiling data for her book
about the sex drive of men ages 14-30.
:24:44
I believe it's called Bore-gasm.:
A Study of the '90s Male Sexual Prowess.
:24:49
Tell him about the advance you got.
:24:52
Pendant Publishing gave me 20,000 based
on a treatment and a sample chapter.
:24:56
- You're kidding!
- She's the youngest author in this field.
:24:59
So Tricia sleeps with a bunch of guys
as research, and get this,...
:25:03
- ..she videotapes all of them.
- What?
:25:06
I get everybody's consent before we do it.
:25:08
Most guys get off on it.
Men are easily amused.
:25:12
- What are you writing here?
- I was coding last night's research.
:25:16
- She means sex.
- I know what she meant.
:25:19
- What kind of codes?
- Here, look.
:25:21
The smiley face is when
I go down on the guy.
:25:24
The smiley face with lashes
is when the guy goes down on me.
:25:27
The circle is for when we have sex.
:25:29
The circle with the X is
for when I have an orgasm.
:25:31
The house is when we do it inside
and the grass is for outside.
:25:34
That kid is back on the escalator again!
:25:37
How old was last night's subject?
:25:39
25. It was the guy who runs
that store, Fashionable Male.
:25:43
Holy shit! You slept with that asshole?
Why?
:25:45
I needed a 25-year-old. And he has quite
a distaste for you, I might add.
:25:50
- Eugh! He mentioned me during sex?
- Afterwards.
:25:53
He says he wants to kick your ass.
I'd steer clear of him.
:25:56
- Tell me you taped him saying that.
- No. I shut the camera off after the sex.