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:25:03
- ..she videotapes all of them.
- What?

:25:06
I get everybody's consent before we do it.
:25:08
Most guys get off on it.
Men are easily amused.

:25:12
- What are you writing here?
- I was coding last night's research.

:25:16
- She means sex.
- I know what she meant.

:25:19
- What kind of codes?
- Here, look.

:25:21
The smiley face is when
I go down on the guy.

:25:24
The smiley face with lashes
is when the guy goes down on me.

:25:27
The circle is for when we have sex.
:25:29
The circle with the X is
for when I have an orgasm.

:25:31
The house is when we do it inside
and the grass is for outside.

:25:34
That kid is back on the escalator again!
:25:37
How old was last night's subject?
:25:39
25. It was the guy who runs
that store, Fashionable Male.

:25:43
Holy shit! You slept with that asshole?
Why?

:25:45
I needed a 25-year-old. And he has quite
a distaste for you, I might add.

:25:50
- Eugh! He mentioned me during sex?
- Afterwards.

:25:53
He says he wants to kick your ass.
I'd steer clear of him.

:25:56
- Tell me you taped him saying that.
- No. I shut the camera off after the sex.

:26:00
You shoulda heard what he wanted to do.
:26:02
I'm having a hard time with this.
Do your parents know?

:26:04
- Of course.
- It's remarkable.

:26:06
That's criminal. That kid...
That kid is back on the escalator again.

:26:11
- Leave it alone!
- What?

:26:13
So, I heard you were going to propose
to Brandi Svenning in some theme park.

:26:18
When are men going to learn that women
want romance, not Mr Toad's Wild Ride.

:26:24
Be fair, all right.
Everyone wants Mr Toad's Wild Ride.

:26:28
We gotta go.
:26:31
Remember my offer. I'm young,
virile, sensitive to a woman's needs.

:26:34
Somehow I doubt it, Sega Boy.
:26:37
Good luck with the comic-book store.
:26:39
Sega Boy! God, Rene's got a big mouth.
:26:42
What does "Good luck with
the comic-book store" mean?

:26:45
How does junior Masters and
Johnson know about my proposal?

:26:48
It's not like she's in an exclusive club.
:26:50
- What are you talking about?
- Sean Hartle's telling everyone.

:26:54
- What's he saying?
- Her father made her do the show...

:26:56
..so you couldn't take her to Florida.
:26:59
Now what the hell is this shit?

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