:39:01
..so he busted in on me twice
while I was changing.
:39:04
- This saves some of the effort.
- Oh.
:39:07
How much longer are we gonna be in
here? I'm starting to get a hard-on.
:39:11
So, Brodie. Tell me about
the Rene break-up.
:39:13
- I threw her away like a parking ticket.
- Ha!
:39:16
Don't front. I talked to Rene's cousin
this morning. It was vice versa.
:39:20
They aren't acting broken-up.
:39:22
- Ask him about the elevator.
- Tell me about the elevator.
:39:25
It goes up and down.
:39:28
Rene seems so coarse, anyway.
What was it like to date her?
:39:31
- Ever slept with somebody?
- Uh, yeah.
:39:34
I mean really slept with somebody. Beside
them, not fuck them on a gaming table.
:39:39
We, uh... We slept together one time
in high school. That ski trip.
:39:42
That was you?
:39:44
Yes, Brodie.
I have slept beside many people.
:39:47
You know when someone lays with
their back to you and you lay behind...
:39:50
..and throw one arm over 'em?
:39:53
- It's called "spooning".
- Where does the other arm go?
:39:55
You can lay on it
or shove it between your bodies.
:39:58
The only other option
is to stretch it above your head.
:40:01
But sometimes my arm pops out
of the socket when I sleep like that.
:40:05
I was always searching
for someplace to keep my arm,...
:40:08
- ..while still laying close to her.
- And?
:40:11
What do you mean "and"? That's like
a metaphor for our whole relationship.
:40:17
I'm all out. I'll meet you at the food court.
:40:21
I know exactly how he feels. Excuse me.
:40:24
(sobs)
:40:27
Fill this with Coke, no ice.
:40:33
Want a sip of my soda?
:40:40
Smart-ass ex-boyfriend.
I got two things to tell you.
:40:44
One. I don't like you.
I see ya every week in this mall.
:40:47
I don't like shiftless layabouts.
One of these loser fuckin' mallrat kids.
:40:51
You don't come to work or shop. You hang
out all day. Act like you fuckin' live here.
:40:56
I have no respect for people
with no shopping agenda.
:40:59
Is this what's known as
motivated salesmanship?