:38:01
- Get me LaFours.
- Right away, sir.
:38:04
Well, go on!
:38:06
- How about these?
- Very sexy.
:38:09
- That sounded convincing.
- I'm preoccupied.
:38:11
TS, she told you, she's doing it
as a favour to her father.
:38:15
She won't fuck the guy on public-access.
:38:18
- She might as well.
- You're overreacting again.
:38:20
That's why your relationships fail.
It's certainly why ours did.
:38:24
You got bent out of shape the same way
over that costume party in high school.
:38:28
You fucked Rick Derris on a pool table,
with everyone watching!
:38:31
It was a costume party, TS.
No one could tell it was me.
:38:34
Besides, who else but you
remembers shit like that?
:38:38
- I woulda been a sexy chick!
- Do you remember that costume party?
:38:42
The one where you banged
Rick Derris on the pool table?
:38:45
- Nobody remembers shit like that(!)
- How is it you recall trivial events?
:38:49
I'll never forget it. How often do you
get to see Smokey fuck the Bandit?
:38:52
Didn't I look just like Burt Reynolds?
:38:55
(both) Except for the moustache.
:38:57
They have a whole room to do that in.
:38:59
Some pervert wanted
to see me naked today,...
:39:01
..so he busted in on me twice
while I was changing.
:39:04
- This saves some of the effort.
- Oh.
:39:07
How much longer are we gonna be in
here? I'm starting to get a hard-on.
:39:11
So, Brodie. Tell me about
the Rene break-up.
:39:13
- I threw her away like a parking ticket.
- Ha!
:39:16
Don't front. I talked to Rene's cousin
this morning. It was vice versa.
:39:20
They aren't acting broken-up.
:39:22
- Ask him about the elevator.
- Tell me about the elevator.
:39:25
It goes up and down.
:39:28
Rene seems so coarse, anyway.
What was it like to date her?
:39:31
- Ever slept with somebody?
- Uh, yeah.
:39:34
I mean really slept with somebody. Beside
them, not fuck them on a gaming table.
:39:39
We, uh... We slept together one time
in high school. That ski trip.
:39:42
That was you?
:39:44
Yes, Brodie.
I have slept beside many people.
:39:47
You know when someone lays with
their back to you and you lay behind...
:39:50
..and throw one arm over 'em?
:39:53
- It's called "spooning".
- Where does the other arm go?
:39:55
You can lay on it
or shove it between your bodies.
:39:58
The only other option
is to stretch it above your head.