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:37:00
Excuse me. You go over on the other side.
:37:03
You put the podium over the bad spot in
the carpet. The hole, please. Go now, go.

:37:07
You made her dump me and you're gonna
auction her off to further your own career?

:37:12
Hey, not that it's any of your concern,
but Brandi agreed to be on Truth or Date.

:37:16
After last night,
I think she's looking forward to it.

:37:18
It'll give her a chance to find herself
a decent guy. Somebody with a brain.

:37:23
So you admit it.
You are behind our break-up.

:37:26
Admit it? I'm as proud of it
as I am this game show here.

:37:32
TS... Iisten to me.
:37:35
It's over between you two.
:37:38
The sooner you get that,
the better off we're all gonna be.

:37:42
Understand me? You don't.
:37:46
Guard, come here. Get this guy off my set.
:37:50
If he gives you any shit,
you have my permission to castrate him.

:37:54
- (TS) You can't do this!
- I just did.

:38:01
- Get me LaFours.
- Right away, sir.

:38:04
Well, go on!
:38:06
- How about these?
- Very sexy.

:38:09
- That sounded convincing.
- I'm preoccupied.

:38:11
TS, she told you, she's doing it
as a favour to her father.

:38:15
She won't fuck the guy on public-access.
:38:18
- She might as well.
- You're overreacting again.

:38:20
That's why your relationships fail.
It's certainly why ours did.

:38:24
You got bent out of shape the same way
over that costume party in high school.

:38:28
You fucked Rick Derris on a pool table,
with everyone watching!

:38:31
It was a costume party, TS.
No one could tell it was me.

:38:34
Besides, who else but you
remembers shit like that?

:38:38
- I woulda been a sexy chick!
- Do you remember that costume party?

:38:42
The one where you banged
Rick Derris on the pool table?

:38:45
- Nobody remembers shit like that(!)
- How is it you recall trivial events?

:38:49
I'll never forget it. How often do you
get to see Smokey fuck the Bandit?

:38:52
Didn't I look just like Burt Reynolds?
:38:55
(both) Except for the moustache.
:38:57
They have a whole room to do that in.
:38:59
Some pervert wanted
to see me naked today,...


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