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But aside from that,
it's pretty much the same thing.

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Oh, my God!
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Holy shit!
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- Aren't you...
- Oh, Stan Lee. Hi.

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- 'S up, boys? You guys on this show?
- That's the rumour.

1:01:16
Between hopin' to win, the crowd
out there, and bein' on TV,...

1:01:19
..l'd be scared as hell if I were yous two.
1:01:22
Sure, man. What if you fuck up?
Your friends and family watching.

1:01:25
I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner
or fuckin' fart or something.

1:01:29
He's right. This is live.
Anything could happen.

1:01:31
Shut the fuck up, man.
You're makin' me nervous.

1:01:34
There's only one thing that could take off
that edge, make you feel relaxed as hell.

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Make you forget how many people
are staring at you.

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And what's that?
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Snootchy bootchy nootchies!
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The Fantastic Four. Reed Richards.
Can his whole body stretch? Every part?

1:01:51
- Like his...
- Yeah, I know what you mean.

1:01:53
We never tackled stuff like that then,
what with the comic-book code and all.

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I can't believe I'm talking to you.
You're responsible for the greats!

1:02:02
- Let's do the list. Spider-Man.
- Guilty.

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- The lncredible Hulk.
- Afraid so.

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- Oh, man, this is so cool. The X-Men.
- Now that you mention it...

1:02:10
Shit, man. You are a god!
1:02:13
Hey, look at that couple.
Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh?

1:02:17
That's the second time
you've commented on couples in love.

1:02:21
I like that sort of thing.
Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, Brodie?

1:02:25
Had one. We just broke up.
1:02:28
The Thing. Is his dork made of
orange rock like the rest of him?

1:02:31
It's a superhero secret. Tell me, why
did you and your girlfriend break up?

1:02:36
She was a pain in the ass. She wanted
me to be a typical boyfriend guy.

1:02:39
Said I was too into
my own world of comics.

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Yeah, I can relate.
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There was a time when
it was all about comics for me.

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I had a girl, probably the same as yours.
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She always complained that I spent
too much time with my own comics...

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..and eventually we broke up.
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See? What did she know?
You're a legend in the field now.


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