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1:00:01
- Rene who?
- Oh, whatever. Just do me a favour.

1:00:03
Meet me by the stage
once the show starts.

1:00:06
- Where are you going?
- Shopping.

1:00:08
What the hell am I supposed to do?
1:00:12
Dude, this looks like your mom.
1:00:14
- I've been lookin' for you two.
- We're hidin'.

1:00:16
- In a bookstore?
- Last place anyone'd look for us.

1:00:19
- I need help. You up for getting stoned?
- Look who you're askin'(!)

1:00:30
You, um, looking at that couple inside?
1:00:33
Actually I was just looking
at this little pink number over here.

1:00:37
Oh, yeah. That's kinda nice.
They look happy, don't they?

1:00:41
- What? The bras?
- No, the couple.

1:00:43
- They look happy.
- I guess, as far as couples go.

1:00:47
You know, it reminds me
of an issue of Spider-Man I did,...

1:00:51
..when Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy
went lingerie-shopping.

1:00:55
Of course, the Green Goblin showed up...
1:00:57
..and pumpkin-bombed
the hell out of the place.

1:01:00
But aside from that,
it's pretty much the same thing.

1:01:03
Oh, my God!
1:01:05
Holy shit!
1:01:08
- Aren't you...
- Oh, Stan Lee. Hi.

1:01:13
- 'S up, boys? You guys on this show?
- That's the rumour.

1:01:16
Between hopin' to win, the crowd
out there, and bein' on TV,...

1:01:19
..l'd be scared as hell if I were yous two.
1:01:22
Sure, man. What if you fuck up?
Your friends and family watching.

1:01:25
I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner
or fuckin' fart or something.

1:01:29
He's right. This is live.
Anything could happen.

1:01:31
Shut the fuck up, man.
You're makin' me nervous.

1:01:34
There's only one thing that could take off
that edge, make you feel relaxed as hell.

1:01:39
Make you forget how many people
are staring at you.

1:01:42
And what's that?
1:01:44
Snootchy bootchy nootchies!
1:01:47
The Fantastic Four. Reed Richards.
Can his whole body stretch? Every part?

1:01:51
- Like his...
- Yeah, I know what you mean.

1:01:53
We never tackled stuff like that then,
what with the comic-book code and all.

1:01:58
I can't believe I'm talking to you.
You're responsible for the greats!


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